The Top 10 “Man themed stamps” you just can’t find….

November 15th, 2009

The top ten “man” stamps you just can’t find:

1. The only men I can count on these days are “Ben and Jerry”

2. I’m one more bad date away from being the crazy cat lady.

3. I like my coffee like my men: ground up and in the freezer.

4.It’s all fun and games till someone looses a weiner(think camping)

5. My knight in shinning amor turned out to be a dork in tinfoil.
6.Dear honey, Yes, you CAN have breakfast in bed. Just be sure to sleep in the kitchen.
7.Men and mascara; both run at the first sign of emotion.
8.Who wants a knight in shinning armor, when you can have a vampire in a Volvo!(Twilight reference)
9.Watch out for dyslexic men, they walk into bras
10.Breaking up is easy for alligators. You can just turn your ex into a purse. He always was full of crap anyway.

Which one of these do you want to see turned into a stamp? Are there some that you can think of that you would like to share?

 Here is our “Funny about Men” stamp set

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Top 10 Signs You May Be a Stamp Tramp

October 3rd, 2009
*Stamp Tramp: N :1a: a saucy girl who will do just about anything for stamps. 1b: one, who was born to stamp, but forced to work. See also Stamp Slut

*Top Ten Signs You Might be a Stamp Tramp:1.You are actually reading this top ten list.

2.Your husband lets you have all the stamps you can hide.

3.When people talk stamps, you don’t think Postage.

4.Your fingers have ink on them right now.

5.You consider stamplifting “a crime of passion”

6.You spill a little wine on your cardstock and call it an “OFE” (Opportunity for embellishment)

7.You leave your MIB (Man In Brown)little sticky notes like “Please hide the box under the bushesJ ”

8.You like getting dirty (Think Ink)

9.You’ve mastered your stamp kissing technique.

10.You wash your hands “Before” going to the bathroom. ‘Cause there are some places even Stamp tramps don’t want glitter.

Can you add some signs to this list? I’d love to hear your comments on how you knew that you were a stamp tramp.

Happy Stamping,

Heather

 

* This first blog entry is dedicated to my dear friend Susan the original “Stamp Slut”.

*The above list and definition is Copyright Skipping Stones Design Oct. 2009